LIST OF DEMANDS
Joy Workers of the World Unite!
The following are our list of non-negotiable demands!
Removal of Anton Verloc from his position of leadership at Haworth Labs.
Installation of Sally Boyle in his place!
Swift completion and deployment of the Coconut Joy project.
No more slow downs!
No more experimentation on our relations with the bad batches!
No more bad batches full stop!
An additional tea break on Friday aft! (negotiable)
Scones no more then 50% sawdust!
The Joy Workers’ Collective
Harold Stulter Secretary