Lads -- I bought EXACTLY the right amount of materials for the scaffolding. Will someone PLEASE explain why we don't have enough to complete it?
Either one of you is doing a bit of freelancing with our materials, which, trust me, I WILL figure out, or you're burning the boards to keep warm, which I wouldn't put it past you lot, or you didn't put the boards butt end to butt end like I told you to do, and we lost inches in the overlap STOP SMIRKING REG I KNOW YOU'RE SMIRKING.
I'm off to find more materials. I expect to see you all doing something useful when I get back.