TO: The V.I.P Lounge Staff
FROM: Davy Hackney
Are your pub mates beautiful? Are they famous? NO? Well, then, bloody well STOP LETTING THEM INTO THE V.I.P. LOUNGE!!!! The WHOLE POINT of a V.I.P Lounge is to keep people out!!! That's what makes people want to be in it! If you let in any pleb from the village , we might as well call this the Prole Hovel.
Kindly remember this if you wish to remain employed. - DH