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TO: The V.I.P Lounge Staff

FROM: Davy Hackney

Are your pub mates beautiful? Are they famous? NO? Well, then, bloody well STOP LETTING THEM INTO THE V.I.P. LOUNGE!!!! The WHOLE POINT of a V.I.P Lounge is to keep people out!!! That's what makes people want to be in it! If you let in any pleb from the village , we might as well call this the Prole Hovel.

Kindly remember this if you wish to remain employed. - DH

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