This is a note from We All Fall Down.
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Dear Constable Auden,
While myself and my wife consider it an honour to discreetly host your quote-unquote “control station” in the attic of our abode, it would be greatly appreciated were you to tidy up after your tea every evening.
Gratefully,
Edmund Cilly
Proprietor
Location[]
The note is a crumpled paper in a tray, close to one of the switches that powers the Beefeater.