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ThomasinaHouse
Not to be confused with Thomasina House, the building itself.

Thomasina House is a side quest in We Happy Few. It's located in St. George's Holm.

It activates after the player finishes Golden Oldies.

Buff StalwartBasic Objectives[]

Buff EarsToTheGround In-Game Description[]

I know, I'll just knock them up and ask to have the statue. That will surely work.

Now where's that cat statue?

They seem to have some sort of Fountain of Youth drug. That might be jolly to have.

Won't his collector be pleased.

Buff TrackStar Walkthrough[]

The player can enter the house a number of ways, the easiest is to climb up on the greenhouse and get in through the window. While the criers won't attack the player, they will scream, causing Bobbies to appear from the home-installed bobby poppers.

There are five cat statue replicas the player can collect, collect all of them for an achievement.

  • On top of a desk in the tea room on the first floor.
  • On the top shelf in the pantry.
  • On the stairs leading from the first to second floor.
  • On the small dresser at the top of the first floor staircase
  • Behind one of the paintings in the second floor bedroom

The real cat statue is located behind the painting in the bedroom on the top floor.

Return to Maidenholm and give the statue back to Lionel, this ends the quest.

Buff Forager Collectibles[]

3x Skill Points

Notes that the player will gather[]

Newgate Safe

Kitty's Cake

Memories that the player will gather[]

Yellow

Items & Containers[]

See Thomasina House

Buff SilverTongue Transcript[]

Crier In The Kitchen[]

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Come on darlings, come in and eat it while it's hot!

I better not have cooked all this for nothing!

I hate it when they put away my things.

Ladies, the stew is getting cold, come and get it.

Ladies, the stew is going to get dirty at this rate!

Maybe a bit more pepper. Where did I put it?

Mustn't watch it or it won't boil!

There's a bit of a draft, isn't there?

Where's that recipe of mine?

Who moved it? I hate it when they move things.

Crier On The Stairs[]

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Awful lot of crows these days.

I can't believe his wife lets him out looking like that.

I should really water those.

Is that a rabbit? Don't be silly.

That's not his wife, is it?

They're coming up nicely, aren't they?

They've been drinking, haven't they!

Who's she with?

Crier On The Top Floor[]

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And it's flown right out of my head.

By George, I think I've got it!

I don't know why you encouraged me, I'm rubbish at it.

I don't suppose you've got any ideas.

If I just had some inspiration.

If only you could just be a writer.

Is that a cliché?

It came easy to you, didn't it?

"It's easy, isn't it? You just sit down at your desk and open up a vein."

No wonder I can't write anything, look at this sink.

Nothing gets you ready to write like a little cleaning.

Out damn spot! Out, I say!

Tea Party[]

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Crier 1: What do you think about Tommy Gainsborough?

Crier 2: So it's "Tommy," is it, now?

Crier 1: Constable Gainsborough. Sometimes I get carried away. Those shoulders!

Crier 2: I must admit he's got nice shoulders.

Crier 1: Couldn't you just imagine him picking you up and carrying you off!

Crier 2: You'd be helpless in the arms of a man like that.

Crier 1: But he wouldn't hurt you. You just know he wouldn't hurt you.

Crier 2: No. He'd be gentle.

Crier 1: And he wouldn't take his eyes off you.

Crier 2: No, he'd take care of you.

Crier 1: And those biceps...

Crier 2: He's a bit ... he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer though, is he?

Crier 1: No. He's not. But until the moment he opens his mouth.... ahhh.

Crier 2: Constable Hogarth, though.

Crier 1: Little Billy Hogarth? Really?

Crier 2: I'm not sure how small he really is. Have you noticed his hands?

Crier 1: He does have rather large hands. But he's so quiet.

Crier 2: But it's the shy ones who catch fire, you know, upstairs. Because they hold it all back. And it has to go somewhere, doesn't it?

Crier 1: Never thought of it that way. I never even thought about Constable Hogarth, but now that you mention it... Woooooo! He does have something a little bit intense about him.

Crier 2: You see? He just makes me feel all warm inside. And a girl likes that feeling.

Buff Frenzy Bugs[]

For some odd reason, the optional objective gets placed at the top of the list, along with its game description.

When giving the statue back to Lionel, it turns brown.

It's possible for the Crier in the kitchen to fall through the floor when they notice the player, a similar situation happens for the crier on the staircase, though she'll teleport to the other side of the staircase.

Buff Conformist Trivia[]

  • There's an odd ritualistic room on the top floor next to the bedroom. The player can find an Extra Strength Sanitol syringe behind a painting in this room, which completes the optional objective.
    • Arthur comments on how this is likely their 'health potion.'
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