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The English Vice is a quest in We Happy Few.

It's unlocked after talking to the Bobbies at the Wellington Wells Constabulary, where Arthur learns that Constable Hickinbotham was supposed to go to Dr. Faraday's workshop but instead went to the Reform Club as he felt too guilty for her predicament.

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Buff EarsToTheGround In-Game Description[]

How do I score an invitation? Oh, certain persons would know, I'm sure. But I'm not certain persons, am I?

Hopefully I can use them to get across the bridge to Lud's Holm.

Success! Off I go to scenic Lud's Holm.

Buff TrackStar Walkthrough[]

The player has to head to the Reform Club to get the credentials off of Constable Hickinbotham in order to visit Dr. Faraday in Lud's Holm.

The invitation is placed on top of the bench to the right of the entrance. With it, the player may interact with the intercom to get access inside. Alternatively, the player may instead use a Jimmy Bar on either of the two windows, however, the player will easily be spotted by the wellies.

In order to fit in, it's recommended that the player finds a Rubber Cat Suit. One suit can be found inside of the dressing room (to the right of the stairs leading into the club), and another can be found inside of the secretary's bedroom, on top of her bed.

When inside, the credentials will be on the second floor of the club to the right near the sofa, steal them when no one is looking.

With the credentials on hand, head out of the club and go to Megiddo Bridge to talk to the Constable who'll let Arthur pass through.

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Buff SilverTongue Transcript[]

Arthur: Excuse me? I've been asked to check up on Dr. Faraday.

Hayden: Where's Bobby Hickinbotham? The Executive Committee don't let just anyone drop by the lab, you know.

Arthur: Why not?

Hayden: Because they might be friends of Dr. F! You know what Dr. F could do with a bucket of motilene and a handful of mechanical bits? No, I don't either. And that's the point, innit.

Arthur: He's ah... at the Reform Club. Again.

Hayden: What are you implying?

Arthur: Apparantly he feels a bit guilty about Dr. F... you wouldn't know about his .... er ... penchant?

Hayden: Bobby Hickinbotham is marrying my sister, and I will thank you not to cast any perverted aspersions at his reputation. I have been ordered by the General himself to ask for credentials from the Beautification Committee. Have you got any?

With Credentials[]

Arthur: Here you go.

Hayden: Fine. Watch out for anyone chattering away in something that don't sound like English. They're like mad dogs, and they'll give you plague. And keep your mouth shut about "penchants", right?

Hayden: Oh, you better take these. In case you do catch the plague over there.

Hayden: Not that I would weep.

Without Credentials[]

Arthur: Oh! Heavens! I must have left them somewhere. I'll be right back.

Hayden: Then on your trolley!

Buff Conformist Trivia[]

  • The player used to have to pay 5 sovereigns in order to get access upstairs, this is no longer the case.
  • The term "English vice" became a common term to refer to the act of caning, spanking and whipping. This is because Flagellation, the act of beating the human body with special implements, was very common in England.

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