The Camp of Thine Enemies

The Camp of Thine Enemies is a story quest in We Happy Few. Ollie infiltrates the Memorial Camp to discuss with General Byng about the tanks.

Objectives[]

Find the Air Raid Shelter
Blow up the door
Get into the military camp
Sneak into General Byng's office
Get Corporal Cheeseman's key
Enter General Byng's office
Talk to the cook

In-Game Description[]

The best way under the fence, as Margaret kindly reminds me, is through the old air raid shelter. Go under the ladder outside, come up the ladder inside. Easy peasy, and all that.

I mean, blow it in. I better not blow it up.

The General will be nice enough, for old time's sake, but I dinna think anyone else likes me here.

I couldn't have known about the tanks being fake... could I?

I must not try to get in a fight, if I can.

How could you have not known?

He's probably in the latrine if he's not in the office.

Fucking wanker. I never liked him. Why do they trust him with ma old job?

I hope the General tells me I never knew.

Donald Johnston said he'd sneak me out in his food cart.

Walkthrough[]

Head to Ravensholm and walk up to the front gates, a cutscene will trigger in which Margaret suggests Ollie takes the air raid shelter to get into the camp. Follow the sign to the find the shelter.

Once the shelter has been approached, it's revealed that its been boarded up, the quest, The Gung Hoster, will activate and it'll have to be completed before continuing with this quest.

Once the explosives have been found, the player can return to the shelter and blow up the door.

Inside the shelter, the player can store their items in the pneumatic stash and activate the hatch door, when this is done, the player can head to the ladder at the end of the room and get into the camp.

The player can get into the canteen to get some extra things, though it is not necessary.

Exiting the canteen will cause Ollie to meet with Donald Johnston, the camp cook, who offers to sneak Ollie out of the camp.

Once the player has reached the door to Byng's office, he finds that it's locked, needing to find Corp. Cheeseman and steal the key off of him. He is found by the latrine, so head over there, knock him out and steal the key off of him.

Once the key has been taken, head back to Byng's office and enter through the door, this will trigger a cutscene. When it's done, the player has to return to Donald who will help sneak him out of the camp. Once Ollie is out of hiding, the quest ends.

Collectibles[]

18x Skill Points

Notes that the player will gather[]

The Rebels

Memories that the player will gather[]

Quits

Books that the player will gather[]

Clean Plate Award

Stiff Upper Lip

Items the player will gather[]

Containers the player can search through[]

Transcript[]

A Warm Welcome[]

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Soldier: Fucking Starkey's back!

Ollie: I need to speak to the General!

Soldier: Get him, lads!

Ollie: What'd I ever do to them?

Margaret: You know what you did.

Ollie: It was a joke! All right. It wasn't a joke.

Margaret: What about the air raid shelter? It goes right under the fence!

Ollie: You're right! You're always right. I should have gone through the air raid shelter.

The Gung Hoster[]

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Ollie: Och. Ye don't know what ye've got till it's gone.

Margaret: If you can't remember things, maybe you shouldn't be drinking.

Ollie: You're right. You're always right.

Margaret: They obviously haven't blown it up yet.

Ollie: I suppose now we just wait until someone comes by with a pack full of plastique.

Baden-Powell: HELP! HELP! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Margaret: You have to help him!

Ollie: What's he ever done for me?

Margaret: He might be the man with the explosives!

Ollie: You're right! You're always right. Let's see what his problem is.

Ollie: I wonder how much liquor's left around here.

Margaret: Ollie! Focus!

The Escape Plan[]

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Ollie: Donald!

Donald: Ollie! What's possessed you to come back? Here, I can smuggle ye out of trouble. Just get in my cart. I have to take the lads at the bridge their supper.

Ollie: I'm afraid I'm on my way in, not out. But I might take ye up on your offer later.

Donald: I suppose the lads will just have to wait a wee longer for their supper, then.

General Byng[]

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Ollie: The tanks were fake! The German tanks! In the camp! Paper maché!

Robert: Don't take that tone with me, Sergeant. I'll call the lads!

Ollie: They must have sent the real ones home after they took the town.

Robert: Yes, yes, I don't need a bloody Ghost of Christmas Past!

Margaret: Before the train! Tell him!

Ollie: In 1946. Before they took the children.

Robert: I know when they took the children, Ollie.

Ollie: We could have risen up. We could have saved them. I could've saved my daughter.

Robert: Really? Would the good townsfolk of Wellington Wells have followed me into the machine guns? Or would they all have hidden in their basements?

Ollie: But -- after the war! You can't keep a secret like that, sir!

Robert: Ollie. The safest secret in the world is a secret no one wants to hear.

Ollie: Why didn't you tell me?

Robert: Oh, Ollie. Don't you recall? You used to have such a good memory. You typed all my correspondence. When they requisitioned the newspaper and the glue. They needed quite a lot.

Margaret: You knew!

Ollie: There's ... holes ... in my memory. Like a church made of cheese, and all the congregation is mice.

Ollie: They have to know the truth, sir. We have to tell them.

Robert: The truth has too terrible a cost. Isn't that the decision we all made?

Robert: Anyway, I'm out here in the Victory Memorial Camp, don't you think I'm the one who decides these things, do you?

Ollie: Who's minding the bloody store, then?

Robert: The Executive Committee. In City Hall. Why don't you drop by for a chat? I'm sure they'd happily listen to the ravings of a mad Scotsman in the Garden District.

Ollie: They'd listen to you, sir.

Robert: They'd tear me apart like starved jackals. And then they'd pop a Joy.

Robert: I think you should visit Sally Boyle.

Ollie: I don't want to forget.

Robert: Really? Because we had this exact conversation a year ago.

Ollie: Margaret. I'm sorry. Margaret!? MARGARET!?

Margaret: Well, an apology makes it all better, doesn't it.

Ollie: I'll ask Miss Byng.

Robert: You will not!

Ollie: She'll help me.

Robert: I'm calling the lads.

Up And Out[]

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Ollie: Donald!

Donald: Ready to go?

Ollie: I might have overstayed my welcome a bit, aye.

Donald: Hop in.

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Donald: D'you remember my meat pounder, that I lent you two years ago? And you lost it smashing some televisions? That's quite an obsession of yours, isn't it?

Ollie: I can't stand Uncle Jack's stupid face. Damn collaborator. Traitor.

Donald: Now, you brought half a bottle of whiskey in recompense, but whiskey's, let us say, two bob--

Ollie: --five!--

Donald: Quiet! You want them to hear ye?

Donald: Two plus half of two make only three. Seems to me you owe me at least three and a half bottles of whiskey to even up accounts.

Donald: Open up! I'm off to feed the lads on the bridge!

Soldier: You're not hiding Ollie Starkey in that cart, are you?

Donald: I dinna think he'd fit! Hah hah hah hah.

Donald: Not unless I cut him apart at the joints and boiled him a bit. Hah hah hah.

Soldier: Just move along if you don't mind.

Ollie: Highway robbery!

Donald: I make it a total of eight and a half bottles of whiskey you owe me.