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Dearest, darling Nickie,

That beastly hag at the music shop has bought up all the win-a-date-with-Nick raffle tickets! It isn't fair! I know you'd love me, if only you met me. Please ask your manager to nullify the raffle so you can go on a date with me instead!

Yours forever in passion,

"Topsy" Burne-Jones

PS: Do not worry about my husband's being a constable. He is quite free-thinking and we have An Understanding.

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