Dearest, darling Nickie,
That beastly hag at the music shop has bought up all the win-a-date-with-Nick raffle tickets! It isn't fair! I know you'd love me, if only you met me. Please ask your manager to nullify the raffle so you can go on a date with me instead!
Yours forever in passion,
PS: Do not worry about my husband's being a constable. He is quite free-thinking and we have An Understanding.