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UNCLE JACK APPEARED TO HAVE DISAPPEARED

The "O" Courant has been monitoring Uncle Jack's recent shows and found that all episodes of his "live" broadcasts are actually repeats.

For example, three times in the past month, Uncle Jack has read us the same bed time story of the Pied Piper. Twice, his cooking show "That Tastes Delicious! What is It?" has featured the episode about things you can eat that aren't really food.

The repeat episodes raise a troubling question: Where is Uncle Jack if he is not at the studio? Is he alive? Or a Downer? Has he "gone on holiday." as we like to say when were talking about someone dying? When was his last live show?

Reporters have attempted to the Executive Committee in this regard, but the EC

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