Gentlemen of the Contabulary,
It has been delightful to watch your impassioned efforts these past few weeks. What zeal! What dedication to justice!
You may have passed me in the street and tipped your charming cap. We may have stood shoulder to shoulder in the loo.
I could truly be anywhere, and you wouldn't have a clue!
What's certain is that you'll be seeming more of me and my work -- a good deal more. Aren't you tickled? I know I am.
Yours, ever so ticklishly.