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5 October 1964

TO: Clive Birthwhistle
FROM: Victoria Byng
RE: Insubordination

There is nothing wrong with your bloody office, except that it is too small to hold your inflated ego. You seem to think if you do a terrible job, and gossip about me (don't think I didn't hear what you said to Deidre!), I'll promote you. And frankly, Arthur's throughput is twice yours, and far more accurate

DO NOT SEND THIS TO CLIVE. TAKE ANOTHER JOY.

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