Royal Artillery Park is a fairly large park in Lud's Holm.
Layout[]
The park is a large circular spot with pathways that lead up to the piece in the center. The rounded path has five benches around it, three of which are turned over. The center has a small platform with a fenced off statue in the middle, the statue depicts a cannon.
The player can collect three sovereigns around the statue.
Signs[]
The plaque on the statue reads "In HONOURED MEMORY of The British Officers and Soldiers Who fell at Waterloo. This Blomfield 9-Pounder was erected by the Citizens of Wellington Wells MDCCCLVIII. For he to-day who sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother."
Nearby one of the paths leading to the center is a sign that reads the rules of the Garden District.
- 1. DON'T STEAL. We have little enough as it is.
- 2. You're welcome to visit, but do be sociable and have a chat, there's a nice fellow.
- 3. SLEEP IN YOUR OWN BED. Remember Goldilocks?
- 4. You can eat any food you find, EXCEPT the fruit of the Apple Tree. The Bobbies will kill you.
- 5. YES. WE REMEMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLOODY REMIND US. THE PRESENT IS AWFUL ENOUGH AS IT IS.
- 6. I am the Lord thy GOD. Thou shalt have NO other Gods before ME!
- 7. I'M Afraid we've come to the end of our time. TUNE IN TOMORROW!
Trivia[]
- MDCCCLVIII is roman numerals for 1858.
- The sixth rule may have been written by Charles Peter.
- The seventh rule references the line that Uncle Jack says at the end of his shows.
- The third rule references the bedtime story that Uncle Jack reads, in which Goldilocks was brutally murdered and eaten by the bears for sleeping in their beds.