September 28, 1964 TO: Dr. Anton Verloc, Director of Haworth Labs FROM: Jimmy Cardigan, Waste Pump Supervisor RE: Resignations

All my men have quit or gone on holiday. Despite doubling their Joy, they don't seem to fancy working on an island where the city is dumping Downers like some sort of latter-day leper colony. I can no longer staff the Waste Pump facility under these conditions, but I will personally remain here as long as I can out of duty. You're welcome, you bastard.

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