TO: Thomas Horner
FROM: Penelope Snug, Supervisor
I am sorry to inform you that your promotion to second-shift supervisor has been denied on account of your behavioural infractions. I am shocked -- shocked! -- to find that gambling is going on here.
When Peter explained the situation to me, I had no choice but to make him supervisor instead.
P.S. In light of your precarious position here, I would NOT be making book on any Guy Fawkes Day jousting tournaments if I were you.
P.P.S. If you persist in proclaiming your innocence, then I suppose I don't owe you 10 quid for the Grand Derby, do I?