TO: Thomas Horner

FROM: Penelope Snug, Supervisor

I am sorry to inform you that your promotion to second-shift supervisor has been denied on account of your behavioural infractions. I am shocked -- shocked! -- to find that gambling is going on here.

When Peter explained the situation to me, I had no choice but to make him supervisor instead.

P.S. In light of your precarious position here, I would NOT be making book on any Guy Fawkes Day jousting tournaments if I were you.

P.P.S. If you persist in proclaiming your innocence, then I suppose I don't owe you 10 quid for the Grand Derby, do I?

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