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Dear Operator:

Congratulations, technician! You must be proud to be tasked with the operation of the DD-245 Downer Detector, representing the latest in optical modal-sensing technology!

The DD-245 is as easy to use as a brolly: once activated, simply allow citizens to pass through it in the course of their normal circulation. If a Downer is sensed by the Detector, the paired GDD-269 device (or “Spanker"), will automatically activate and handle the disruptive party cleanly, with minimal effort required on the part of the attending constabulary.

Detailed instructions on the device's operation can be found in this note’s companion brochure, “A Cause for Joy: Operating the DD-245 Optical Model-Sensor.”

Happy Spanking!

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