I consider your new album to be a personal affront. After all we fans have done for you, you selfishly go off in a different "creative direction." It's not just that I don't like your new songs -- it actually ruins my enjoyment of the old ones because I can't hear them anymore without becoming angry. We fans made you what you are! If you can't write good, cheerful songs anymore, at least take the newer songs off your official playlist so we can pretend they never existed!
- An ex-fan