Dear Julia,

I've just made the most smashing batch of drugs! You simply must take them immediately! They'll make you feel just smashing! Even better than the Sally Specials that some people claim to like.

Obviously Haworth Labs makes vastly superior drugs, but who cares about following sensible procedures if there's a bit of fun to be had?

I haven't tested them -- it will be thrilling.

One needs to throw caution in the wind, no? It'll be smashing!


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