To the New Secretary:
I hope you have better success at this job than I did. You should know that Dr V is most insistent that all traces of a certain woman be expunged from the laboratory. (If you ask me, She Who Must Not Be Named was the brains behind this whole operation. It hasn't been the same since she left.)
Dr V will ask you for information that is in her notes, but you can't give it him one of her notes -- oh no! -- else you'll be sacked like me. I've hidden her papers in the storage room and the computer room (which used to be her office), so you can get them without his knowing. It's complicated, but I'm sure you'll manage. Good luck!
P.S. Dr V also gets his knickers in a knot if you nip some of his good Scotch. Just a word to the wise.