NEW PATIENT QUESTIONNAIRE
1. When did Joy stop working for you?
2. How do you feel today, on a scale from "elated" to "glum"?
3. Are you keen to be part of a study that could restore your joie de vivre?
4. Do you enjoy carnival rides?
5. Do you get motion sickness?
6. You don't want to be a Downer, do you? Of course you don't. Silly question.