Mr. Lightbearer,

I consider myself a bloke of great reserve and near limitless patience. However, when it comes to the sanctity of my marital bed, that patience has a limit.

I'm well aware that my Kitty is an irresistable specimen. Yet I must warn you to clear off and stay far, far away from my precious wife, least you find a pair of drumsticks shoved deep into your person. Via means you may not appreciate.


Mr. Bates

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