TO: Penelope Snug, Supervisor
FROM: Peter Thump

I don't like to be the teller of tales, but Thomas Horner is the one making book on the Jubilator races.

He is always tempting us to bet, then taking our money. Other people's money, I mean. I never bet myself. I also believe he's monkeying with the Jubilators' speed dials, to fix the races. Many workers -- not me, of course -- get in dept to him and are forced to hand over their paycheques.

I thought you would want to know, since you put such trust in him.

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