Everyone is talking about Joy, the fabulous new wonder drug from Haworth Labs. You've probably heard that you must take your Joy -- immediately! Here are some answers to some commonly posed questions about the drug,
Q: IS IT TRUE THAT JOY HAS A BITTER AFTER-TASTE?
A: Not true! Joy, available in Chocolate (and soon, Coconut!) has a pleasingly sweet flavour that lingers on the tongue.
Q: DOES JOY CAUSE CONJUGAL DYSFUNCTION?
A: Not true! Joy users remain maritally vigourus while on their regime. And on the contrary, some rare cases of priapism have been noted in avid users!
Q: IS THERE SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING?
A: As long as you keep to Dr. Haworth's prescribed regimen of one pill an hour, you've got nothing to worry about. Resist the temptation to over-indulge.
Q: IS IT POSSIBLE TO DEVELOP A TOLERANCE TO JOY?
A: Not at all. But if you entertain the (false) assumption that your Joy has stopped working, a brief chat with a Doctor should sort you out.
Q: WAS THE JOY FORMULATION BASED ON STIMULANTS USED BY GERMAN FORCES IN WARTIME?