Constables should be on the lookout for a tall male Downer, about 11 stone, brown/brown glasses. Subject may use illicit drugs to appear to be on Joy. Although apperantly inoffensive, subject should be regarded as violent and extremely dangerous. Asses, Approach & Apprehend, but if by bad luck an unusual amount of force is required for the constable's safety, no one will be terribly put if the subject goes the way of the Jubilators.

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