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Nick love, 

I've had the hotel staff install a doubel top-secret escape hatch for you to get away form fans discretely.

I know your memory is beans-on-toast these days, so I asked them to make your suds tap be the hatch lever (I'm sure you'll be pulling on that anyway).

Virgil

PS: Oh and for Christ's sake, don't spill the beans to the next wide-eyed groupie you bring home. This is a secret passageway. Emphasis on SECRET.

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