FROM: Director Ridgwell
TO: Alyson Bath, Director of Medical School Admissions

I am mystified by your suggestion that there is a "simple, easy" way to "double" applications. We have searched high and low for men who are mentally equipped to become doctors. Not every man is fit to be a doctor, you know. So many of the men who apply have become unsuitable due to bad Joy. Frankly, there are just not that many men left in Wellington Wells who could be trained to be doctors.

So how could you "double" applications? If you have some magical method, as you claim, please by all means do let me know.

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