Cilla Humphreys is a model who works at Clayton Center of Arts & Design. She is prone to stage fright, having last time tripped on the catwalk. Davy locked her in the closet for three days as punishment. Arthur gives her scotch, in return she gives him modelling advice.
- She mentions Davy made her tape up her breasts, comparing it to "that girl who played Dorothy, in that old movie about the shoes." This is a reference to The Wizard Of Oz (1939), Judy Garland the actress who portrayed Dorothy Gale had to have her breasts taped up to make her look younger.