TO: Medical Staff and Students
FROM: Director Harold Ridgwell, D.M.

Your recent grumbling has reached my attention. Apperantly some of you think botany is beneath you and unrelated to medical studies. What do you think pharmaceuticals are made of? Sally Boyle's research on local plants is the only reason Haworth Labs is able to produce any Joy at all these days. Unfortunately, the unpatriotic Miss Boyle went into business for herself (in my day, the government could draft you or shoot you, but these days we've apperantly lost the will to do the necessary). We must thus pursue this line of research ourselves. - Ridgwell

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