NOTICE OF IMPENDING BEAUTIFICATION EFFORTS :
Hurrah! This notice serves to inform you of the lovely news that your neighbourhood will shortly be subject to a massive Beautification effort! Your streets, parks, sidewalks, lampposts and more will all be made ever that more Beautiful!
The Department apologizes in advance for any minor inconvenience and traffic blockages this may cause. Should this cause distress, we invite you to take a Joy pill and contemplate the magnificent Beautification soon to come in your mind's eye. It will be ever so worth it!
Wellington Wells Public Works Department