Minutes of the General Assembly of the Nick Lightbearer Fan Club.
1. Reading from minutes of previous meeting (unfortunately it took a rather long time due to their having been trampled at the conclusion of last year's Assembly when a passing Nick impersonator was mistaken for the genuine article)
2. Resolution voted PASSED to acknowledge September 3, date of Nick's most recent divorce, as "Nick Lightbearer Emancipation Day."
3. Members pledged to purchase at least 10 copies of Nick's newest record, regardless of their preferences regarding this phase of his career.
4. Meeting concluded when, as in past years, a Nick impersonator was spotted outside the conference room and a stempede ensued. Impersonator proved to merely be a passing gentleman with a moustache.