Oh, look, Miss Byng has written Clive a letter.

"Dear Mr. Birtwhistle,

It is so thoughtful of you to suggest how best to rearrange the department. I am always grateful for suggestions from junior staff of how best to do my job as Director. However, I am afraid that it would be destabilizing to swap your office with that of Mr. Hastings. Fortunately, turnover in this department is high. If Pru doesn't return soon, I don't see why you couldn't have her office. In the meantime, I suggest you pop another Joy, and you'll feel the sunshine on your face, whether you have a window or not.

All the best,
Victoria Byng

Take that, Clive, you little shit!


  • The note used to be called Business Letter, in fact, it still does. But when picked up, the title changes to A letter from Miss Byng.

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