Just some shitpost
Sally looks at Wellington Wells from a big mountain somewhere, when suddenly Arthur comes out of nowhere. A chit-chat ensues, along with ciggarettes.
Sally: can i have a fag mate?
Arthur: Ow Shit! Hello Sally I didn't noticed you there
Sally: i had cracked a safe to my neigbour's money and sold, how are you?
Arthur: I am just admitting this wasteland called earth full of madness, inequality and very expensive Yamaha keyboards customized with gummy bear-pattern livery.
Both cough, due to their smoking and it's vely low quality and compressed lol.
S: where is ollie? He was supposed to be here...
A: Idk probably is T-Posing naked in Reform Club or dead. He probably smells like a wet metal.
Ollie riding in his SEAT 850 with some random polish rap in the background. Ollie smashes his car into a tree for no reason and idiot breaks the front window. SEAT comes to Arthur and Sally silently from behind.
A: I am messaging to this cement mixer.
S: hurry up then.
Ollie goes backwards and accidentaly pushes Arthur aside and Sally falls back from cliff. As she hits the ground, a sound of broken plates starts.
A: You fucked up this big time Ole, just look at it. Broken everywhere, smells like slush and looks like a tractor smashed into it. But enough about your life,
Everyone reacts with shock and few dudes are arguing about something.
*Dacia 1300 picture used*
A: Anyway we need to stop Minister of Evil from making a rebellion against Australians using crack and russian nuclear fuel with taste of cherries.
O: C
A: Also you killed Sally by the way...
A sound of piano falling down the stairs plays for no reason.
Arthur is having a episode of reccuring memories, but who cares.
A: I need a moment for myself.
Ollie shoots some coughing guy from his Beretta, as Arthur gets taken away into his mind. In there, he sees Percy.
P: A-Arthur! You-You forgor... You forgor... You-Ahhh, who cares ye dumb fuck forgot me innit aye? Am I that retarded bruh?
Ollie stares at Arthur for a while.
O: You remind me of this clib about this dude and a jar
A: Who the fuck says that?
They stand there for a while.
A: We need to go for a mission to kill Minister of Evil and sell his organs on black market.
O: Okay
Ollie gets to his car, when Arthur stands still, looking at the ocean.
O: Aye Artie! Move yo ass ova heer ye lazy arsehole!
A: No
O: What.
A: My name is not important...
O: Shut ye mouthe and just entere de care ye faggot.
A: Okay
Arthur and Ollie start up the SEAT. As Ollie is backing, he hits a tree behind him. Later they both go down the hill like a cripple on a wheelchair set on fire.
A: Ay mate thanks for a car ride not gonna lie.
O: I think ve both want to shanke that big cunt aye- aw shit! We are on rocks!
As both hit rocks a screaming or creaming of agony is heard, due to car seats being old school chair and seat stolen from Ceesna.
Joy Doctor: EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES LATER
Somewhere in the highlands near Britannica Bridge.
A: We finally found the Minister!
O: Where he is?
A: There.
O: Where execly?
A: There...
O: Where is he?
A: Right there!
O: Whene his positioned?
A: THERE!
O: What are hys X, Y, and Z?
A: RIGHT HERE!
O: Where is hese longitude and attitude on de erthe?
O: Where the fuck is he Artie?
A: He is right fucking there, are you fucking blind or something?
O: Whetevar, ye shoul hurre up, me parked on a place of cripples.
A: Okay, I've got this PSG-1 from the offsale on Garden District's sale.
Arthur prepares and shoot the Minister of Evil. As he does him the Kennedy, guy fucking gets a Peter Griffin.
Arthur got sentenced to prison in East Dublin for doing penis statues from bottles and stealing a engine from local weed harvester. His sentence is 66 Tons and 92 kilometers. Ollie got himself to BMX-ing behind Hugo Boss packaging plant who cares tbh i need to find some decent job mate cheers.